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Old Mar 13, 2010, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #661
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I was doing the Vizunah Square mission in NORMAL MODE (I hate this mission for this very reason). I had a nice level 20 monk, an ER Protter, a necro, and a ritualist hero. I got to the part where the other guy joins my team. We walks up to me and posts:

"U has starter armor. Sorry not with u."

And he bails on me!

I of course rolled through just fine with his left behind henchies.
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Old Mar 13, 2010, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #662
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Haha, oh wow.

Maaaan, that's why everyone considers mesmers terrible in PvE.
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Old Mar 13, 2010, 10:46 PM // 22:46   #663
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A while back a guy in post Ascalon (of course) was going around asking all the people that where playing female elementalists if they would come and take their armor off and dance and he would pay them for it.

Really has all the free internet porn become that boring to him?!?!
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #664
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A while back a guy in post Ascalon (of course) was going around asking all the people that where playing female elementalists if they would come and take their armor off and dance and he would pay them for it.

Really has all the free internet porn become that boring to him?!?!
I always try to imagine the kind of person who sits behind the computer, whacking off to all the sexy Rangers and Elementalists grinding around.

That reminds me of one time in Pre-Searing, there was a female Ele naked and doing the generic dance, and spamming "I'll be your slave for 10g" (or something like that). Sad thing is, some Wammo actually bought her off.

There was this other time on Pre that I was playing a girl Ranger. I was in one of those dance parties when this guy keeps rubbing up on me and PMing me to "come with him". I get this all the time and I usually ignore them, but this time, just for shits and giggles, I actually "go with him".

He takes me to the back wall of the lake in Ascalon City (I felt like a two-cent hooker lol), and is like "take ur clothes off. dance" So I do it and start doing my nasty Ranger dance he just sits there quietly for about five minutes, not saying a single word, just watching. o_o And then he moves up on me, takes his clothes off, and just stands there so it looks my Ranger is grinding his crotch. And again, he doesn't say a single word and just sits there unmoving for 5-10 minutes. I can only guess what he was doing on the other side of the computer.

Then he tells me to switch to my Elementalist so I do that, and again, he positions himself and makes me dance naked with my boobs all up in his chest, and he still doesn't say anything. At this point, I start getting kind of creeped out but luckily he has to go. Then I leave.

Sad thing is, to this day, he still PMs me asking me to "come with him". I ignore him, though. I mean, WTF? Really? Go watch some porn, dude!
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #665
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Hey, you wanna come with me? On your rit.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 03:26 AM // 03:26   #666
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I always try to imagine the kind of person who sits behind the computer, whacking off to all the sexy Rangers and Elementalists grinding around.

That reminds me of one time in Pre-Searing, there was a female Ele naked and doing the generic dance, and spamming "I'll be your slave for 10g" (or something like that). Sad thing is, some Wammo actually bought her off.

There was this other time on Pre that I was playing a girl Ranger. I was in one of those dance parties when this guy keeps rubbing up on me and PMing me to "come with him". I get this all the time and I usually ignore them, but this time, just for shits and giggles, I actually "go with him".

He takes me to the back wall of the lake in Ascalon City (I felt like a two-cent hooker lol), and is like "take ur clothes off. dance" So I do it and start doing my nasty Ranger dance he just sits there quietly for about five minutes, not saying a single word, just watching. o_o And then he moves up on me, takes his clothes off, and just stands there so it looks my Ranger is grinding his crotch. And again, he doesn't say a single word and just sits there unmoving for 5-10 minutes. I can only guess what he was doing on the other side of the computer.

Then he tells me to switch to my Elementalist so I do that, and again, he positions himself and makes me dance naked with my boobs all up in his chest, and he still doesn't say anything. At this point, I start getting kind of creeped out but luckily he has to go. Then I leave.

Sad thing is, to this day, he still PMs me asking me to "come with him". I ignore him, though. I mean, WTF? Really? Go watch some porn, dude!
yeah, once i stood in d'alessio seaboard on my warrior wearing elite kurzick and some guy started hitting on me. these guys tend to look like this:

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Old Mar 14, 2010, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #667
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 05:31 AM // 05:31   #668
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I'm a guy (if my screen name josh5813 wasn't a give away) and one of my characters is a female elementalist. It gets so tiresome when a male characters comes up to me and starts hitting on me do to my character I'm playing. When I tell them I'm a guy they usually log off or map out since I tend to say that in local chat.

But every so often one will say something along the line of "Oh man you a truly sad if you are a guy playing a female character." To which I say "Well I don't need the masculinity pat on the back everyday by playing a generic buff out male warrior."
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #669
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I'm a guy (if my screen name josh5813 wasn't a give away) and one of my characters is a female elementalist. It gets so tiresome when a male characters comes up to me and starts hitting on me do to my character I'm playing. When I tell them I'm a guy they usually log off or map out since I tend to say that in local chat.

But every so often one will say something along the line of "Oh man you a truly sad if you are a guy playing a female character." To which I say "Well I don't need the masculinity pat on the back everyday by playing a generic buff out male warrior."
Never get why people assume that guys don't want to play female characters. If I'm going to be playing this game for hours on end, I might as well be staring at the hind end of one of my beauty's than some dude (especially since Guild Wars characters are considerably anthropomorphic compared to many other games). Only now, am I finally rolling some male characters to finally get a little armor variety.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #670
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Never get why people assume that guys don't want to play female characters. If I'm going to be playing this game for hours on end, I might as well be staring at the hind end of one of my beauty's than some dude (especially since Guild Wars characters are considerably anthropomorphic compared to many other games). Only now, am I finally rolling some male characters to finally get a little armor variety.
I'm sorry but to the majority that rely on ''the ass excuse''. Then why are you watching the male rear anyways?


OT, I heard a monk in JQ today say that reversal of damage heals better than WoH......Fruitful people. Guild Wars is full of them
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 08:30 AM // 08:30   #671
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"i cant wait for GW2!!!"

morons...
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 02:44 PM // 14:44   #672
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"i cant wait for GW2!!!"

morons...
Whats stupid about that?
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #673
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Another thing that get annoying is when people new to the game get run to Droknar's Forge then go around trying to bum money to buy elite armor.
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Most people I see going around saying "I can't wait for Guild Wars 2" are players who haven't really even played the first game. They depend on runs and hand outs to get them by the game.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 05:14 PM // 17:14   #675
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"i cant wait for GW2!!!"

morons...
this wins the spot for the "stupidest thing I've heard while playing GW"

and yes i happen to be playing GW right now (in seperate window.)

What's so moronic about wanting the release date of GW2 to finally get here?

At josh5813:

I honestly cannot wait til GW2. however, i dont rely on runs or handouts. in fact i have only taken 1 run (to get my rit to ToA so i could SS dual rit. with a friend) the entire time i've played GW1.

I personally love the original, but does it have its faults? shortcomings? Yes, and they are plenty. Do I mind them so much? not particularly. I like the game for what it is, and it's storyline and wait eagerly for the second installment of the franchise.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 05:20 PM // 17:20   #676
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Some guy wanted me to kick out a player so he can get in. Told him that I couldn't do that because he was a healer and he went on to ping me his bar and told me that he can replace the other healer.

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Old Mar 14, 2010, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #677
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dunno if guru quotes apply...having made a post on how bored i was on GW since nerf it got closed and this is the reason....*ill prolly get banned but ill leave laughing my ass off*

''With every change to the game there are people who do like it, and people who don't. I'm sorry you fall into the latter, but I really don't think it merits a discussion.''

one day a discussion forum may allow a discussion...who knows!
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dunno if guru quotes apply...having made a post on how bored i was on GW since nerf it got closed and this is the reason....*ill prolly get banned but ill leave laughing my ass off*

''With every change to the game there are people who do like it, and people who don't. I'm sorry you fall into the latter, but I really don't think it merits a discussion.''

one day a discussion forum may allow a discussion...who knows!
Nobody cares how bored you are. It's pretty silly to think that anyone would give a crap if you came on these forums just to tell us that. And go take a look around the forums, It's not like this is the first discussion on the matter.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #679
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I only relied on two runs to get me past the Ruins of Morah & the Tahnnakai Temple mission.

But back to the topic post Ascalon is a good place to hear stupid crap like low lvl players asking for high lvl item to be just given to them.
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Old Mar 14, 2010, 06:33 PM // 18:33   #680
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Most people I see going around saying "I can't wait for Guild Wars 2" are players who haven't really even played the first game. They depend on runs and hand outs to get them by the game.
i say i cant wait for gw2 but thats doesnt make me less of a players. i gotten and gives runs but that doesnt mean i dont know how to play. Nor have i begged for money i earned ever dime i had! just because one person begs doesnt mean all do. on topic i was in tihark setting up for todays boss and this war was begging for help to kill these guys for bonus said it would only take 3minutes to do lols. 30 minutes later he is still at it. makes me wonder if he ment the zb or the tihark bonus. o.o
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